Dumb and Funny Warning Labels (this took me like an hour to copy and past from Nate's blog)

Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products

Liquid PlummerWarning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages

Windex: Do not spray in eyes

Toilet PlungerCaution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets.

Bowl FreshSafe: to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children

Little Ones Baby Lotion:Keep away from children

Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap

Stridex Foaming Face Wash: May contain foam.

Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower.

Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant: Use only on underarms

Zantac 75: Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Bic Lighter Ignite lighter: away from face.

Komatsu Floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Fire Extinguisher: Caution: Non-Flamable

Earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Pepper Spray Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Fix-a-Flat WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Rain Gauge: Suitable for outdoor use

RCA Television Remote Control: Not Dishwasher Safe

Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire

Triops Fish Food Warning: Not for human consumption

Road Sign Caution:water on road during rain.

Camera: This camera will only work when film is inside.

Road Sign :Cemetery Road. Dead End

Church Parking Lot Sign: Thou shalt not park

Children's Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Silk Soy MilkShake :well and buy often

Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows

Rowenta Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Slush Puppy Cup: This ice may be cold

American Airlines Peanuts Instructions: open packet, eat nuts

Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap.

Swanson TV Dinners: This product must be cooked before eating

Hershey's Almond Bar Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Heinz Ketchup Instructions: Put on food

500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required

Beach Ball: CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.

Bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.

Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Hotel provided shower cap in a box:Fits one head.

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.

Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.

Packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.

Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery

Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.

String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.

Japanese food processor:Not to be used for the other use.

Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.

Korean kitchen knife:Warning keep out of children

Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

New Zealand insect spray:This product not tested on animals.

Blanket from taiwan:not to be used as protection from a tornado

Cardboard windshield sun shade:Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.

Infant's bathtub:Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

Disposable razor:Do not use this product during an earthquake

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Bottle of shampoo for dogs Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

Curling IronWarning: This product can burn eyes.

Hand-held Massaging Device:Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

A toilet at a public sports facilityRecycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Container of Underarm Deodorant.Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Toner cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.

13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow:Not intended for highway use.

Can of self-defense pepper spray:May irritate eyes.

Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock":Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

A frisbee Warning: May contain small parts.

A toilet bowl cleaning brush:Do not use orally.

A birthday card for a 1 year old:Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less

Heated seat cushion: Warning: Do not use on eyes.

Microwave Oven:Do not use for drying pets.

Electric Cattle Prod:For use on animals only.

Can of air freshener.For use by trained personnel only.

Silly Putty:Do not use as ear plugs.

Knife sharpening stone:Warning: knives are sharp!

Deodorant: Do not use intimately.

Rat Poison Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

Portable stroller Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.

Dashboard of a mail truck:Look before driving.

Sign at a railroad station: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Bottom of a supermarket dessert box:Do not turn upside down.

Package of dice: Not for human consumption.

Bottled Drink:Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

Shipment of hammers:May be harmful if swallowed.

Manual for an SGI computer:Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

Electric Thermometer:Do not use orally after using rectally.

Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain. Turn off motor before using this product.

6x10 inch inflatable picture frame:Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Box of bottle rockets:Do not put in mouth.

Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack:Remove plastic before eating.

Box for a car jack:For lifting purposes only.

Instructions for a cordless phone:Do not put lit candles on phone.

Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean:Do not drive cars in ocean.

Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert:Always drive on roads. Not on people.

Bus Stop:No stopping or standing.

Church Sign:These rows reserved for parents with children.

Credit card statement:Payment is due by the due date.

Laundromat triple washer:No small children.

Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building:Take care: new non-slip surface.

Box of Pills:Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.

Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Can of black pepper.Instructions: usage known.

Bag of cat biscuits:Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

Car Manual:In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Espresso Kettle:The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

T.V. manual:Do not pour liquids into your television set.

Label on a hammer:Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object

VCR box: Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.

Toilet brush:Do not use for personal hygiene.

Black rubber fishing worm:Not for human consumption.

Orange Juice Can:100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.

Depend Adult Diapers:Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.

Furniture Wipes:Do not use for a baby wipe.

Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet:This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.

LawnmowerWarning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning

Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza:Do not turn upside down.

Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle:Do not open here.

Bottle of bathtub cleaner:For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

Container of lighter fluid:WARNING: Contents flammable!

Box of household nails:CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

Microwave popcorn: packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it

Direction #1: Remove plastic.Drink bottle label:Do not peel label off.

Woolite carpet cleaner:Safe for carpets, too!

Box of Frosted Cheerio's:The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."

Sterno:Do not use near fire or flame.

Container of saltWarning: High in sodiumHose

Nozzle:Do not spray into electrical outlet.