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Do you think I am trying to make people accept me? No, God is the One I am trying to please. Am I trying to please people? If I still wanted to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ.
- Galatians 1:10

Posting notice

I have been posting A LOT lately, so the newish posts go down really far and to the second page.




Blinkie Maker


Friday, January 1, 2010

2010

Happy New Year Everyone!

Friday, December 25, 2009

MERRY CHRISTMAS

"Thanks be to God for His indescribable gift!" II Cor 9:15 Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Christmas Play 2009

Our Christmas play at church this year was called, "Christmas Caroling at Greenhill." Everyone had great time and the play turned out great! Here is a summary of the plot:

"A group of young carolers make stops at neighborhood homes and discover that Christmas is not only about love, joy, peace and happiness, but also about reaching out to others who might be lonely, in need, or just out of step with the social norm. Most importantly, they discover that Christmas is about Christ, son of God, born in a stable. and died on a cross to give us forgiveness and a purpose to our lives."

Snowman vs. Da Fruit 1

video

This is a video my siblings made. Very worth watching!

Friday, December 11, 2009

Sorry

Sorry I haven't been posting much the last few months. Ever since I got Facebook I haven't made time for blogging. I now resolve to post once week!

Friday, November 20, 2009

2nd Blogoversary

Awwwww, I missed my Blogoversary! :(

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Ira Church before and after


Friday, October 16, 2009

October picutures

The first snow
Snow on the chives
My sister doing a gymnastics trick
our new fence
My grandpa's farm

Friday, October 9, 2009

I lived through the H1N1

A few weeks ago I was telling people I had the swine flu (partially teasing). Little did I know we actually had the H1N1 flu. My brother was the first confirmed case in our county. It actually wasn't as bad as you would think the H1N1 would be. I just felt like I had a really horrible cold and was tired. Now, when I'm old, I can say,"Way back in 2009, my family lived through the H1N1 epidemic." ; )

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Union Chapel Cemetery Walk

A model of how Union Chapel used to look
a random kitty
my 6 times great grandpa's gravestone
A model of how Union Chapel used to look

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Pasture

We just got a fence built and a new pasture behind our house! Our animals are really liking the space and I am liking the ease of chores with it.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Adventureland

We went to Adventureland last Monday with two friends families. Since the area public schools opened that day, barely anyone was there. Our longest wait for a ride was only 10 minutes! We stayed from opening to closing and went all all but two rides(most rides multiple times). To add to the joy, the weather was great and we got free cotton candy!

Since I hadn't been to Adventureland for 5 or 6 years, I was pretty scared(in a fun way) of the rides. My throat still hurts from screaming almost a week ago. I'm pretty sure I would have had a heart attack if I would have rode the Spaceshot one more time.


My favorite ride was the Falling Star, we rode it way over 10 times! I very fondly remember screaming at the top of my lungs, flying into Lindsay and Becca at high speeds, Lindsay flying into me at high speeds, thinking the bar was broken and I was going to die, good times.......

My least favorite ride was the Side Winder. If you know what my regular scream sounds like, imagine that only 10 times worse. Apparently everyone on the ground got a big kick out of my terror.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Kids are quick!!!

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My son sent these to me. I thought you might enjoy them, too.
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Kids Are Quick =20
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . =20
MARIA: Here it is. =20
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? =20
CLASS: Maria. =20
____________________________________ =20

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__________________________________________ =20

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TEACHER: No, that's wrong =20
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. =20

(I Love this kid) =20
____________________________________________ =20

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? =20
DONALD: H I J K L M N O. =20
TEACHER: What are you talking about? =20
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. =20
__________________________________ =20

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WINNIE: Me! =20
__________________________________________ =20

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GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. =20
_______________________________________ =20

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MILLIE: I is.. =20
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' =20
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' =20
________________________________ =20

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LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. =20
______________________________________ =20

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CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. =20
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Kids  Are Quick 
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TEACHER:         Maria, go to the map and find  North America . 
MARIA:                 Here it is. 
TEACHER:         Correct. Now class, who discovered  America ? 
CLASS:                 Maria. 
____________________________________ 

TEACHER:         John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN:                 You told me to do it without using tables. 
__________________________________________ 

TEACHER:         Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN:                 K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER:         No, that's wrong 
GLENN:                 Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 

(I Love this kid) 
____________________________________________ 

TEACHER:         Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 
DONALD:         H I J K L M N O. 
TEACHER:         What are you talking about? 
DONALD:         Yesterday you said it's H to O. 
__________________________________ 

TEACHER:         Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
WINNIE:         Me! 
__________________________________________ 

TEACHER:         Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN:                 Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
_______________________________________ 

TEACHER:         Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I. ' 
MILLIE:                 I is.. 
TEACHER:         No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' 
MILLIE:                 All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 
________________________________ 

TEACHER:         George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
                        tree, but also admitted  it. Now, Louie, do you know why                                  his father didn't punish him? 
LOUIS:                 Because George still had the axe in his hand. 
______________________________________ 

TEACHER:         Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON:                 No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 
______________________________ 

TEACHER:                  Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 
CLYDE :                 No, sir. It's the same dog. 
___________________________________ 

TEACHER:         Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
  no longer interested? 
HAROLD:         A teacher 
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

college test

I went to take a college entrance exam today and I did really well. I scored well enough that I could go to college right now. I JUST FINISHED 8th GRADE!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Parade

Today I passed out candy during a parade for a nearby town's 125th anniversary. A little boy went with me and I taught him to hand out candy, but it took him a while to catch on. LOL! The only bad part of it was that we got stuck walking along the NOISY tractors. My ears are still ringing....

Monday, July 20, 2009

weed eating looked fun, so I tried it

I just got inside from my first time weed eating(yes, I'm almost 15 and have never weed eated before) and it was really fun! It wasn't as hard as I expected, but Blake and Mom said the weed eater sounded like it was going to explode. I had it on full speed the whole time AND when I wrote my name in the grass I kind of ripped out all the grass. Whops!!!!!!

Two days until my birthday

Two days until my 15th birthday!

Fair Pictures

I entered 5 pictures this year in the county fair and I won 4 blue ribbons and 1 red ribbon.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Our new calf Connor and some other pictures

Our new calf Connor(we name all the caves we get after the members of the family who gives them to us)
Flowers on the fence line
Bobo!
Bobo!

Painting the Barn

The (almost) finished barn
A weird picture of Blake
I tried to describe to Blake how to take this picture, but it didn't turn out right
another (almost) finished barn
Lily freaking out because I am taking her picture
Lily on the chicken coop roof painting
Blake painting
Noah mad because I'm talking his picture
Painting
The unpainted barn


When you paint a barn red, wear lots of red.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Hilarious stuff about Obama!










Can you tell who I support?

Q. Why did Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
A. Brain tumor.

Q. Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy doesn’t want to be the worst President in history.


more anti obama here (viewer digression advised)


FB poll results

Do you think my mom should let me get Facebook?



Yes!!!!!!!!!

6 (50%)

Not my place to say

4 (33%)

No

2 (16%)


Sadly, the poll hasn't worked yet. :'( :' (

Darth Sarah

'"Darth Sarah" with her lightsaber
Darth Vader's been naughty

Darth Farmer (me)
Battle of the jedi
"My sewing machine!" "No, it's my sewing machine!" "Who's gonna die for it?"

Sunday, July 12, 2009

1o days until my birthday

 

Ten days until my 15th birthday!

 

Skipping church from a church lovers point of view

Here is another email I sent that I found funny. We have a joint meeting at a nearby church once a year, but as far as I know, actually nobody goes. I was talking to our pastor this morning, and he suggested that instead of calling it "(name of nearby town withheld) Fun Days Joint Meeting, we could call this Sunday "Skip day'." How true! But, it is a nice break for the teachers, music leaders and pastor the needed it.


Hi Jessica,
No church today. It's 7:00 am and I am drinking my coffee, haven't gotten ready for church and haven't had breakfast. It's insanely weird. I haven't skipped church for like 8 months. On a regular Sunday, I would probably be getting ready now. Today I am planning on cleaning my room (never got to it yesterday. Two days of motivation is too much), possibly getting my hair cut and highlighted, and possibly going to the creek
: D and defiantly playing piano. Kinda relaxing though having no much to do.
Pancakes are getting cold.
will write later
Savannah !



We only miss church if the weather is awful or someone is really, really sick and not being at church on Sunday is SO WEIRD and almost wrong!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

A nice lady at Walgreens

When I was at Walgreens picking up some prints for the county fair, I had like a 10 minute conversation with a lady who was ordering pictures(not out of character for me). When I asked the clerk what I'm supposed to put the pictures on since frames are against the rules and a random lady told me what to use and how to do it. She was a blue ribbon winner at the state fair in photography. Then she asked if she could see what I was entering and was really impressed with some of my pictures. = ) She gave me some advice and wished me the best of luck. It is such a blessing to run into people like that.

Procrastination

This is an email I sent to a friend a few minutes ago. I thought it was kind of funny.

Hi Jessica,You know how I was going to finish deep cleaning my room today. Well, I haven't started yet. Instead I went to work, sent a few huge emails to you, played piano, talked to my aunts and cousin, talked to my mom and now am going on the computer. I will do it later, but now, the computer needs me.

Friday, July 10, 2009

A picture of my great grandpa's 1936 Kodak Bullet Camera

While I was cleaning out my antique drawers, I found this camera I forgot I had. It was my great grandpa's and it is one of the few of his things we have left. I ran upstairs and started googling. It is a 1936 Kodak Bullet Camera. Well, I better get back to cleaning.



This is my first experiment with foam board. It didn't turn out too well. : (

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

My blogroll

I just made a blogroll, click here to see it. If you are not on it and want to be on it, just leave a comment.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

God bless America

Happy 4th of July everyone!

Favorites

Favorites!

I got this from Footprints in the sand

What is your favorite animal? Cats are my favorite, but I also love horses, goats, dogs and rabbits

Who is your favorite author? Martha Finley

What is your favorite instrument? To play? piano

What is your favorite sport to watch? Gymnastics

What is your favorite sport to play? Soccer probably, since you can't "play" tumbling

What is your favorite movie? The Nativity Story

What is your favorite classic literature book?Hard one......Elsie Dinsmore by Martha Finley

What is your favorite store? GOODWILL!
~~~~~
Would you rather...?

Would you rather buy a new book or re-read one? Probably buy one

Would you rather spend money or save it? I do both equally

Would you rather go on vacation to the beach or the mountains? The beach!

Would you rather play an instrument or listen to it? Play

Would you rather be indoors our outdoors? Depends on the Weather

Would you rather have your room painted lime green or purple with pink dots? Purple with pink dots

Would you rather live in a cave or in a tree house? Tree house, probably

Would you rather have a cat or a dog? a cat ( I have 8 cats)

Would you rather host a get-together or go to one? Probably go to one

~~~~~
About you!

Do you have any siblings? yes, I have 3

What year were you born? 1994

How many times have you moved in your life? 4, but none were major

How long have you been a Christian? My whole life

~~~~~
Totally random

Christmas or Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving

Words or pictures? words-

Iguanas or turtles? turtles

Randomness or sense? sense

Books or magazines? Magazine

Summer days or winter nights? Winter nights

Screaming monkeys or running bears? Screaming monkeys, but both are bad

Jane Austen or Charles Dickens? I haven't read much or either

Scotland or Ireland? IRELAND

Running or walking? Walking

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Barn Addition



This is Noah, Lily, Aunt Linda and Blake on the hayloft in the barn. My dad and brothers recently added two stalls and the hayloft.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

I got this from Footprints in the Sand

How old are you? 16 (I'll be 15 on the 22nd)

Is this your first tag? Definitely not!

Have you ever moved? yes

What is your favorite animal? Cats

What is your favorite movie? The nativity Story

What is your favorite book? Other than the Bible, Elsie's Endless Wait

Are you an elf? Nope

Who do you like better, Eowyn or Arwen? I think this is LOTR, and I don't know anything about LOTR.

How long have you been riding? like, 9 months

Who are your favorite Lord of the Rings characters? I don't do LOTR!

Do you get a lot of homework? Nope

Do you think tagging is awesome? Yes, I LOVE THEM!

Do you like blogging? YES

Do people think you're strange? I think so, but I am not a person ; )

Do you like getting comments on your blog? Most certainly!

Do you like getting new followers on your blog? Yes, I adore followers

Do you get bored easily? Nope


Do you have an awesome blog? I guess it depends upon what you call "awesome"

How many followers do you have? 6 or 7

What was the scariest moment with a horse you have had? When a kitten got ran over

Who do you like better, Sauron or Saruman? How am I supposed to choose? I think this if LOTR again, and I don't do LOTR.

Do you like school? Yes

Are you a good actress? Sort of.

Do you like music? I adore it!

Do you like taking personality quizzes? I LOVE them

Do you like long or short posts? Medium sized

Are you easily entertained? I think so

Farewell Famous People who died the end of June 2009

Here are my reactions to the recent deaths:


Farrah and Ed( I forgot their last names) : "Mom, who's _______" I never heard of them before.

Micheal Jackson: "Hey mom, Micheal Jackson died." I thought he was a basketball player. I get him and Micheal Jordan mixed up. LOL!

Billy Mays:"MOM,BILLY MAYS DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :' (" My sibling and I ADORED Billy Mays commercials when we were younger.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I'm in the Ira Star

Sweet! I'm in our church/community newsletter this month! So are my mom, cousin, and 4 friends.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Community Treasure Chest

Today our church's CWS, aka the old ladies's club,which I belong to, had its first Community Treasure Chest. A Community Treasure Chest is where we give away free clothes and garden produce. Surprisingly, we had lots of nice clothes. I was assigned to go around town, knock on peoples doors and tell them about it. Other than almost getting mauled a one eyed dog, I actually rather enjoyed it. I went to every house in town. Hey, I might have a future as a traveling sales person! Too bad nobody showed up. :( We are having it again next month and will hopefully have a better turn out.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Some June Pictures

LIBBY!
LOST: Five boys. Were sucked into cyberspace by a laptop. Last seen on Thursday.
Tabatha with Elliot and Gabby with Fledge (or as I call him, Flagellum)
Gabby and Angel
Hard to see, but there are wild roses by along side the road
The state flower of Iowa, a wild rose
I (and Alice) dared to be different at Bible School

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

From my journal- an unnamed poem

This is a poem I wrote last Saturday night. After a busy week of farming and farm trauma, it seemed like the week just flew by in the blink of an eye. Please tell me if you have any name ideas for it and if you think it is any good.

Another week hast come and past,
The days and years are not to last,
In only one place, thou shalt find,
Enternal life, and it is thine,
If only thou shalt take it.

It came to me in Old English, but it kind of sounds silly. I rewrote it in more modern way.

Another week has come and past,
The days and years are not to last,
In only one place you will find,
Eternal life, and it is thine,
If only you will take it.


Which one do you like better?



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